
UPDATE: This contest is now closed. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
As I announced last week, I have 2 copies of The Last Stand Of Chuck Norris by Ian Spector (@IanJSpector) to give away, courtesy of Penguin Group (USA).
To win 1 of these copies, it is simple: In the comments, leave your own Chuck Norris ‘fact’.
Only 1 comment per person. Leaving multiple comments will disqualify you.
Contest closes on June 30, 2011, at 16:00 PT, at which point I will randomly pick two numbers, based on the number of comments left. If you comment matches that number, you win.
I will notify the winners via e-mail, so please use a valid e-mail address when leaving your comment. I will post the winners to Geeky Pleasures on July 1, 2011.
Now there is one small issue. Canada Post workers are currently locked out. Hopefully, by the time this contest is over, we will again have the ability to send post. If not, then I’ll mail the winners their copy of the book as soon as our postal service is resumed.
Good luck!
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Google’s Spam filter has the world’s most stringent settings, although they are afraid of activating it for fear it may shut down the World Wide Web. They call this level Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t find Waldo. Waldo finds Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to birthday parties. He goes to funerals.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need a bird in the hand to be worth two in the bush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need his Snuggie to feel warm and look good while watching movies, But his snuggie needs Chuck Norris to keep itself warm and to look good.
Stars are really just light reflecting off all the people Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked into outer space
Chuck Norris is…. any longer description is needless and wastes the precious seconds of life you have left till the roundhouse kick lands
Chuck Norris does not use spell check.Oxford will simply change the spelling of it.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren’t allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke…the truck is now known as Optimus Prime
Only chuck Norris can kick Chuck Norris’s ass!